Robert Mitchum: Preston Rhinelander
Elliot : Hello, IBC program room.
Preston : This is Rhinelander. Who's the idiot that put that nut on the air?
Elliot : Oh, uh, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir, but uh... he can't talk to you right now because he's sorta tied up. Uh-huh. Oh, in fact, he just said that you were a flatulating butthead?
Preston : A butthead?
Elliot : He said he never felt that way about a man before, but you really looked good in a suit.
[Phone rings in the control room]
Censor Lady : [picks up the receiver, but is snatched by Eliot] Ouch!
Elliot : Hello, um, Control Room. How can I help you?
Preston : This is Rhinelander. I wanna talk to the idiot who put that moron on the air
Elliot : Oh, um, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir. But he can't talk to you right now 'cause, uh, he's tied up.
[Brice is tied and restrained to a chair]
Elliot : Uh-huh. Yes. In fact, he just said that you were an flatulating butthead.
Preston : [shocked] A butthead?
Elliot : He said he never felt that way about a man before, but he really liked you in a certain way.
[Brice growls and mumbles to explain the truth, but to no avail; Preston, furious, then kicks one of his cats out of the way]